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Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages
Sterile, latex-free Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages from Think Geek.
15 bandages per container. Free prize in every tin!
In the olden days (at least, from what we learned from cartoons), when someone got a black eye, the best remedy was to put a steak on it. Imagine that: curing (get it?) a wound with meat!
We’ve always thought bacon was the balm for any emotional wound, and now it can help physical ones as well!
Introducing Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages!
Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages are wiggly-cut, adhesive bandages that look like strips of bacon (hence the name). And really, that’s about it. But by looking like bacon, they are suddenly (without hyperbole) 8 bajillion times more awesome than a regular adhesive bandage.
Have some fun with it: you could put some on, go to your local grocery store’s meat department, and pretend the bacon is attacking you like leeches. We’re going to do that now, while you buy some Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages.
Are you going to use these for your kids – or keep them for yourself?