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Are you concerned that the 2012 Apocalypse may happen? That there may be a zombie plague, an uprising against the government, or a shortage or bacon? Then you need to stock up on tactical bacon!
Tactical Bacon is fully cooked and preserved bacon in a can. This canned bacon has a 10 year shelf life, so its perfect for the bomb shelter, emergency food stash or camping gear in case you get lost in the bush. There are approximately 54 slices in a can, and leftover slices need to be refrigerated after opening the can.
Tactical Bacon in the can is available from Think Geek.
What They Say:
We’ve been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon . Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we’ll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we’ve ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips – blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you’ll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon – the zenith of canned bacon!